WHO does Chantal Biya’s hair?

What juju is involved in getting it that BIG? Unicorn sweat? The tears of infants? these are important questions people.

More pics of Biya’s gravity-defiance after the jump

BFFs

"Bruni should fire her hairdresser"

the pope asking Biya who embroiders her hats

No one does  “La Banane” bigger than Biya. Scholarly articles have been written about it

One of these first ladies is not like the other

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You can view a slideshow of some of Biya’s more impressive photo opportunities here